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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON AND U.S. DEPARTMENT
        OF EDUCATION

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CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
    CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
    --www.ncicap.org--

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A-HA HA HA HA!

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AAH!

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HA HA HA HA!

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[SCREAMING]

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[ZIM SCREAMS]

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AAH!

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COMPUTER, REPAIR BAY.

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AFTER WE FIX
THE VOOT CRUISER, GIR,

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I WANT TO RUN A FEW TESTS
ON YOUR ARTIFICIAL
INTELLIGENCE CHIP.

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IT SEEMS TO BE...BAD.

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I--AAH!

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OH, NO-O-O!

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HURRY, GIR.
            THE MISSION'S
            BEEN COMPROMISED.

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I THINK WE'VE BEEN SEEN
        OUT OF OUR DISGUISES

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BY A HUMAN!

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BUT DIB'S
SEEN US BEFORE

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AND HE KNOWS
WHERE WE LIVE.

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HEH HEH HEH.

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DIB.

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NO, THIS IS DIFFERENT.

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THIS IS SERIOUS.

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AAH!

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♪ DOO DOO
DOO DOO DOO ♪

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GIR!

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OH, YEAH.

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AAH!

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[LAUGHING]

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YES, A SPY
IN THE TOP WINDOW
OF THAT HOUSE.

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SOMETHING MUST BE DONE

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BEFORE IT GETS
TO THE EARTH AUTHORITIES.

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WHO KNOWS WHAT--

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AWW.

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HE'S CUTE...

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AND STICKY-LOOKING.

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CUTE?

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THIS IS A SERIOUS THREAT
        TO OUR MISSION.

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HE'S JUST A BABY.

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HI, BABY!

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[SQUEAKY BREATHING]

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
            IT'LL SEE YOU.

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SO?

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YOU THINK
            IT'S NOT A THREAT?

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AS FAR AS WE KNOW,
        THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT

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IT WANTS US
        TO THINK, GIR.

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I MUST FIND OUT
                WHAT IT KNOWS.

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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YES?

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I AM THE NEIGHBORHOOD
        BABY INSPECTOR.

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I HAVE COME
            TO INSPECT THE BABY.

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OH, GOODNESS.
INSPECT HIM FOR WHAT?

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YOUR RESISTANCE
                WILL BE NOTED!

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WHERE MAY I INTERROGATE
THE LITTLE ONE?

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WELL, WHAT'S WRONG
            WITH NOOGUMS?

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HE'S ALWAYS
            SO WELL-BEHAVED--

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THERE'S PROBABLY
    NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT,

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BUT WE JUST WANT
        TO BE SURE.

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HE'S UPSTAIRS.
                I'LL GO GET HIM.

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STAY!

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DUE TO THE THREAT
OF CONTAMINATION,

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I MUST SPEAK
WITH NOOGUMS ALONE.

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OH, MY.

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Zim: AND YOU
MUST BE NOOGUMS.

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CEASE THE SILENT ACT,
STICKY WORM.

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YOUR PATHETIC FACADE
IS AS TRANSPARENT AS
THE DROOL ON YOUR FACE.

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WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

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[COOS]

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[COOS]

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TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW.

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I WILL NOT BE...

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AAH! WHAT IS THAT--
ARGH--STINK?

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IT'S SOME KIND
OF DEFENSE MECHANISM.

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OH,
                SO POWERFUL...

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SMELL!

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[GASPS]

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AAH! AAH!

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[GAGGING]

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[TOYS SQUEAK]

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[ZIM GAGGING]

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AAH!

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AAH!

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Zim: THE HUMAN [GAG] INFANT
    IS MUCH STRONGER

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THAN I [GAG] SUSPECTED.

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I'LL HAVE TO USE
    A HIGHER PERCENTAGE
    OF MY BRAIN SKILLS

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TO OUTWIT HIM.

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[GAGGING]

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EITHER THAT,
OR SOME MIRACLE OF CHANCE.

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YOU WERE RIGHT
ABOUT HIM BEING HARMLESS.

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PERHAPS I OVERESTIMATED HIM

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AND UNDERESTIMATED--

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[GROANS]

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DUH.

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DUH.

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Computer:
        REACTIVATING.

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GIR, GET AWAY FROM
        THAT POWER AMPLIFIER!

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OK.

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I SHOULD WORRY LESS

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ABOUT WHAT A BABY
            CAN DO

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AND WORRY MORE
            ABOUT THE DAMAGE
            YOU CAN DO.

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STAY AWAY FROM
        THE POWER AMPLIFIER,

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IT'S SENDING OUT DEADLY
        WAVES OF STUPIDNESS.

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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HMM?

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AAH! THE DOORBELL!

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BUT THE SECURITY SYSTEM
SHOULD HAVE WARNED ME

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AS SOON AS ANYONE SET FOOT
    IN THE PERIMETER.

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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

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COMPUTER, RUN A DIAGNOSTIC
        ON THE DOOR--

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Zim: WHAT ARE YOU
            BABIES DOING HERE?

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GET OUT! SHOO!

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AT LEAST I KNOW WHY
        THE ALARM DIDN'T GO OFF,

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YOU'RE TOO SMALL TO--

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[DEEP VOICE]
SEIZE THE ENEMY!

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WHAT ARE YOU--NO!

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NOOGUMS,
            I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.

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DON'T CALL ME BY
THAT NAME.

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IT IS DEMEANING
TO A LEADER

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OF THE PROUD
AND FIERCE RACE
OF THE NUGGOTH

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TO BE DUBBED,
NOOGUMS.

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WHAT SHOULD
            I CALL YOU, THEN?

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SHNOOKIE!

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GORKSPACE
SERGEANT SHNOOKIE.

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I KNEW IT.

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EARTH BABIES
                COME FROM SPACE.

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NO. OUR PEOPLE
LOOK EXACTLY LIKE
HUMAN BABIES,

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BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT

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WHEN WE LANDED HERE
    7 YEARS AGO.

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IT WAS OUR FIRST
    INFORMATION GATHERING
    MISSION ON THIS PLANET.

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EVERYTHING WAS GOING FINE,
            UNTIL...

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REPORT, PRIVATE FOOBY.

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YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT, SIR.

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Shnookie, voice-over:
PRIVATE FOOBY HAD FOUND
    THE HUMAN MATERNITY WARD.

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WE THOUGHT THAT SOMEHOW
    THE EARTH MILITARY

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WAS KEEPING
    OUR PEOPLE HOSTAGE.

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HOW COULD WE HAVE KNOWN
        ANY BETTER?

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AND THEN...DISASTER.

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[NO AUDIO]

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Shnookie, voice-over:
    FOOBY PANICKED

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AND HAILED THE MOTHER SHIP,

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CALLING FOR
        EMERGENCY RESCUE.

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HE GAVE THE WRONG COORDINATES.

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OH, HO HO HO-EEE.

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AWW.

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AWW!

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HOW'D YOU LITTLE FELLAS
        GET OUT HERE?

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Shnookie, voice-over:
THEY EVENTUALLY CAPTURED
    THE ENTIRE LANDING PARTY.

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BY THE TIME
    WE WERE LEFT ALONE

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LONG ENOUGH TO CALL
    THE MOTHER SHIP AGAIN,

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IT WAS OUT OF RANGE.

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THEY LEFT US HERE, STRANDED.

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WE HAD NO CHOICE
        BUT TO ASSUME
        THE IDENTITIES

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OF THE BABIES
    THAT HAD BEEN BEAMED
    ABOARD THE SHIP.

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IT'S BEEN 7 LONG YEARS
    SINCE THAT TERRIBLE NIGHT.

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WHAT DO YOU WANT
                WITH ME?

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YOUR SHIP.

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WE'RE GOING HOME.

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YOU CAN'T TAKE MY SHIP.
IT'S MINE.

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WE'LL TELL THE HUMANS
ALL ABOUT YOU

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IF YOU RESIST US.

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COMPUTER,
            OPEN THE ENTRANCE
            TO STORAGE ROOM 2.

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GET HIM.
        EAT HIS FEET OFF!

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[HISSING]

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AAH!

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[PANTING]

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COMPUTER, TAKE ME DOWN
TO THE VOOT CRUISER REPAIR BAY.

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[BABIES GIGGLING]

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THE SHIP IS MINE, NOOGUMS--

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OR SHMOOGIE,
    OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.

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Shnookie:
        IT'S SHNOOKIE!

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IT'S
            INVADER PROPERTY.

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YOU WON'T GET
            YOUR FILTHY LITTLE
NUB HANDS ON IT.

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[HISSING]

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[GIR BEATBOXING]

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GIR!

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YES?

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THE BABIES ARE INSIDE
        THE BASE, GIR.

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THEY'RE AFTER
            THE VOOT CRUISER.

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I LIKE BABIES.

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I HAVE TO GET THE CRUISER
        OUT OF HERE.

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I ONLY HOPE THE REPAIRS
        ARE FINISHED.

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YOU HOLD THE BABIES OFF
            WHILE I--

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I'M GONNA PLAY
WITH THE BABIES!

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Computer:
        MALFUNCTION.

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[BABIES GIGGLING]

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THEY'RE GETTING IN, GIR.
        DO SOMETHING!

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OK.

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WHEE-WHOO!

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WHEE-AAH!

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HA HA HA HA!

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BABIES.

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Shnookie: WE WILL
        TAKE YOUR SHIP,

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AND FOR THE TROUBLE
        YOU CAUSED,

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WE'RE GOING TO
    DESTROY YOUR BASE,

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LEAVING YOU STRANDED HERE
    JUST LIKE WE WERE.

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AND WE'LL TELL THE HUMANS
        ALL ABOUT YOU.

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NOW, MY MINIONS,

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FROM GIGANTO BABY!

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AAH!

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[ROAR]

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[ROAR]

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[HISSING]

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HEY, QUIT IT.

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OH!

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WHEE-WHOO!

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[GRUNTING]

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Zim: THE AMPLIFIER!

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[ROAR]

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YA-HA HA HA!

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A-HA!

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AAH!

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DOH!

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[SCREAMING]

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[BABIES CRYING]

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IT WORKED.

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AW. I WANTED TO EXPLODE.

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[MUTED EXPLOSION]

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[GLASS BREAKS]

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BYE, BABY!